Nighthawk
First off, you have to call me Nighthawk. Hopefully you know the reference but definitely respect the moniker. (Its from Step Brothers, btw) I am your host to the North of the Cinemasters. Forged deep within the belly of a drunken volcano struck by lightning from a passing comet during the autumnal equinox, the Cinemasters were cast into existence to bring awesomeness to the realm of movie discussion to all who would gather to listen. I am the knowing things half of our namesake and I do my best to guard the sacred truths and trivia of all the movies I have watched through the years. I am a father to two righteous dudes, ages 5 and 7. When not siring them in the ways of Cinema I am absorbing as much film exposure and knowledge as I can so to bring you fine people my offerings of the written word. Ryan Reynolds is my North Star in all things filmtastic and I pledge to give you the finest commentary written and spoken I can Cine-muster.

31 Days of Horror ’25: Day 21 “Tarot”

If I had to pick a reason that this was today’s selection, it’s runtime. Yeah, I think that might be the only reason this one made the cut. It’s got all the hallmarks of something just commercial enough to be annoyingly haunted. The thumbnail has the classic image of a terrifying mask intended on enticing you all the way to pressing play on this flick. It’s nearly tangible desperation. This …

31 Days of Horror ’25: Day 17 “Night of the Zoopocalypse”

Well tonight was another family movie night. This might be one of the bigger challenges of this whole thing. It mostly boils down to finding something I can watch with my kids that I’ve not seen. There’s plenty of great family films that are Halloween centric that are widely available this time of year. The only problem is I’ve pretty much seen everything worth watching. So now we’re having to …

31 Days of Horror ’25: Day 16 “Auntie Lee’s Meat Pies”

I’m going to be up front and let you know that I’m beyond embarrassed that I’m writing about this movie today. Because it means I watched this movie today. While I think everyone should watch this movie, at the same time no one should ever watch this movie. I only stumbled on this movie by accident. I realized I didn’t look at Vudu for what they offered in their free …

31 Days of Horror ’25: Day 12 “Sleepaway Camp”

Yes, it’s true. This “classic” from 1983 has eluded me for the last 42 years. Until today. I suppose this could be somewhat of a throwback to the old “Whaaat?? You Haven’t Seen That???” feature we used to do back on the Cinemasters podcast heyday. Not that I would necessarily put this one up there with many of the other horror icons. So I will give myself a little leeway …