Nighthawk
First off, you have to call me Nighthawk. Hopefully you know the reference but definitely respect the moniker. (Its from Step Brothers, btw) I am your host to the North of the Cinemasters. Forged deep within the belly of a drunken volcano struck by lightning from a passing comet during the autumnal equinox, the Cinemasters were cast into existence to bring awesomeness to the realm of movie discussion to all who would gather to listen. I am the knowing things half of our namesake and I do my best to guard the sacred truths and trivia of all the movies I have watched through the years. I am a father to two righteous dudes, ages 5 and 7. When not siring them in the ways of Cinema I am absorbing as much film exposure and knowledge as I can so to bring you fine people my offerings of the written word. Ryan Reynolds is my North Star in all things filmtastic and I pledge to give you the finest commentary written and spoken I can Cine-muster.

31 Days of Horror: Vol. 2 – October 21st – “Jennifer’s Body”

I feel obligated that my opening line to this review should include that I don’t especially enjoy Megan Fox in any performance. This film is no exception. I think the reason this movie even made my list in the first place was that it seems like such a mainstream horror movie that I had no real perspective on up to this point. I was aware of it but I’d never …

31 Days of Horror: Vol. 2 – October 20th – “Malevolent”

It feels a little heavy handed to call this flick an audible. The truth is, it just wasn’t on my list. One of the things about many of the streaming platforms is their layout is not conducive to prolonged searching. It seems as though what they like to do is try and get you into a comfortable program as quickly as possible so their timers get started so they’re tracking …

31 Days of Horror: Vol. 2 – October 18th – “The Jester”

I’m not entirely sure what my motivation was in choosing this one. There’s a part of me that thinks the notion was that while I was already feeling like I got kicked in the balls from such a horrible movie as yesterday’s that another kick couldn’t hurt. But another part of me wonders if I thought that this film would certainly have to be better than yesterday’s because of my …