76: Mastering ‘UHF’ (1989)

By Ron "The Rental King" Avis on Monday, April 4, 2022

Happy April Fools, Cinemaster Fans! For the second year in a row we will be taking this month to salute our favorite fools on film. First up on this year’s roster is Weird Al Yankovic in his feature film UHF. Between the parody music numbers, the 80’s film spoofs, and the volcano worshippers. you’re sure to find something for the whole family to enjoy. So step right up and take your chance spinning the wheel of fish and you might be lucky enough to win a drink from the fire hose on this installment of CINEMASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE!!!

Ron "The Rental King" Avis

I am your host to the left. In the ancient days when the stirring of the great volcano foretold the coming of the Cinemasters, I prepared the way by imbibing the forgotten lore of all things Cine-magical, hence I am the one who drinks. It is through my liquid merriment that I bind my talents to the other half of our intrepid duo to expertly craft the audio and visual wonderment beholden to the masses via the internets of old. By the secret wisdom handed to me through fluid consumption, our awesomeness is perfected like an electrical shock wave out of the tip of a unicorn horn directly into the aortic valve of your heart where the secrets of the universe are hidden. I am romantically entangled with a wondrous lady whom I call my wife. She has bore me the progeny of a son and a daughter and it is by this offspring that it is possible for me to be a Rad Dad. Everything seen and heard from the Cinemasters is by my hand.