Nighthawk
First off, you have to call me Nighthawk. Hopefully you know the reference but definitely respect the moniker. (Its from Step Brothers, btw) I am your host to the North of the Cinemasters. Forged deep within the belly of a drunken volcano struck by lightning from a passing comet during the autumnal equinox, the Cinemasters were cast into existence to bring awesomeness to the realm of movie discussion to all who would gather to listen. I am the knowing things half of our namesake and I do my best to guard the sacred truths and trivia of all the movies I have watched through the years. I am a father to two righteous dudes, ages 5 and 7. When not siring them in the ways of Cinema I am absorbing as much film exposure and knowledge as I can so to bring you fine people my offerings of the written word. Ryan Reynolds is my North Star in all things filmtastic and I pledge to give you the finest commentary written and spoken I can Cine-muster.

31 Days of Horror: Vol. 2 – October 9th – “Rare Exports”

This movie is one of those ones that you kind of have to go down a rabbit hole to find. Last year, there weas an action film called “Sisu” that came out. It was set in Finland during the WWII era and featured Jorma Tommila as the titular character in the film. It was a wonderfully violent escapade into a ferocious elimination of some especially heinous Nazi forces. it was …

31 Days of Horror: Vol. 2 – October 7th – “Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters”

I think one of the things that is helping to guide me through these 31 days is retrospective. It’s not the only factor but so far through this first week I feel like it’s been a big one. I don’t mean necessarily that it’s a bad thing either. Not that the notion of retrospective in general has a negative connotation. But I think even as I’m mentally unpacking the idea …

31 Days of Horror: Vol. 2 – October 5th – “We Have a Ghost”

One of the things about this undertaking is the timing to both watch a horror movie every day and then dedicate the time to do my little write up about it. I’m naturally a night owl and I’ve spent decades cannibalizing sleep for all manner of nonsense so most nights it’s not terribly difficult to select a movie, watch it, and then spend some time detailing my thoughts on the …

31 Days of Horror: Vol. 2 – October 2nd – “Shocker”

Here we are, back again. We’re really doing this aren’t we? Well good. October is moving right along and that means more horror movies. Shocker is one of those movies that taunted me as a child in the video stores. It’s vibrant art of a man being electrocuted against a black backdrop was very eye catching for a lad in the Super Star Video store perusing the horror section after …

31 Days of Horror: Vol. 2 – October 1st – “The Nun II”

So here we are and it’s somehow October once again. I’m not going to get too wistful but I am particularly fond of this time of year. The temperature starts to cool again and my favorite article of clothing comes off the closet shelf, the hoodie. It’s time for the pumpkin spice menagerie to re-emerge like a confident groundhog in February and take over every product it can get it’s …

12: Tangents Vol. 12: Clinton Musgrave’s 19th Movement of the Audiographical Snaphu

(PS: I’ve decided to start naming all our episodes as though Wes Anderson were cataloging them) I know we’ve been a bit sporadic lately, boys and girls. Apologies all around. There’s a myriad of things we could suggest that stood in the way but the reality is we do this for fun so we do it when we can. And believe me, childrens, this was a fun episode. We had …