I feel obligated that my opening line to this review should include that I don’t especially enjoy Megan Fox in any performance. This film is no exception. I think the reason this movie even made my list in the first place was that it seems like such a mainstream horror movie that I had no real perspective on up to this point. I was aware of it but I’d never …
It feels a little heavy handed to call this flick an audible. The truth is, it just wasn’t on my list. One of the things about many of the streaming platforms is their layout is not conducive to prolonged searching. It seems as though what they like to do is try and get you into a comfortable program as quickly as possible so their timers get started so they’re tracking …
In the same way that I would come charging out of the gates on an especially bad horror movie, I need to do so with the same gusto on this one for it being such an AMAZING horror movie! I know I’ve still got 12 more days of horror movies on the horizon and I have what hopes to be a pretty solid competitor left in my repertoire of films …
I’m not entirely sure what my motivation was in choosing this one. There’s a part of me that thinks the notion was that while I was already feeling like I got kicked in the balls from such a horrible movie as yesterday’s that another kick couldn’t hurt. But another part of me wonders if I thought that this film would certainly have to be better than yesterday’s because of my …
I’m sure there’s a name someone has coined for this kind of movie at this point. I know I’ve seen a fair number of them myself so I feel like I should try and come up with my own sub-genre of horror movies that fit this bill. It all kind of circles around a group of teenagers (which is pretty standard for a horror flick) but the tie in for …
I did not really peg this movie as one you’d consider a horror movie. But after watching it, I have to say it’s definitely got some solid horror elements to a science fiction/action kind of film. I put it on the list as Paramount+ sold it as a horror film. I think at the time I was just being pretty open to anything I had any potential interest in and …
Well, well, well. It has been a minute since we’ve seen each other, hasn’t it? It feels good to be back. And back we are! It’s time to get this Spooktacular kicked off right. We’re firing things up this year with a Rental King selection that is sure to terrify you. This indie film from earlier this year had all kinds of buzz around it so the Cinemasters are digging …
First thing is first. Lets put it out there that this is the Tom Cruise Mummy from a few year ago. I’ve had this one on my list for a while. Mostly because I picked it up on blu ray as a blind buy a few years ago. I knew that it had not gotten terribly high marks but I remember the price point when I picked it up used …
Lets just put this out there first thing. This is a bad movie. Not to skip straight to the rating but for the sake of it all lets just flip a coin between a D or an F. I don’t really know what redeeming qualities a D would give this movie so it’s probably better to lean towards an F. But there’s a part of this whole ordeal that I …
This one has sort of been on my list for a while. I wouldn’t say officially like it’s been holding some position on a list somewhere. But it’s one of those movies I would hear good things about periodically when it would come up in conversation and I just hadn’t gotten around to it. Actually a few days ago I went to remedy that but I realized I must have …