Ron "The Rental King" Avis
I am your host to the left. In the ancient days when the stirring of the great volcano foretold the coming of the Cinemasters, I prepared the way by imbibing the forgotten lore of all things Cine-magical, hence I am the one who drinks. It is through my liquid merriment that I bind my talents to the other half of our intrepid duo to expertly craft the audio and visual wonderment beholden to the masses via the internets of old. By the secret wisdom handed to me through fluid consumption, our awesomeness is perfected like an electrical shock wave out of the tip of a unicorn horn directly into the aortic valve of your heart where the secrets of the universe are hidden. I am romantically entangled with a wondrous lady whom I call my wife. She has bore me the progeny of a son and a daughter and it is by this offspring that it is possible for me to be a Rad Dad. Everything seen and heard from the Cinemasters is by my hand.

42: WHAAAT???? You Haven’t Seen: (Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid/Sixteen Candles)

This one has been a long time coming, kids. We’ve run out of time for this on our last couple of recordings but we have finally gotten around to discussing these two films. And hopefully by now you’ve seen the epic Cinemasters parody commercial featuring the infamous “bicycle scene” in a Juicy Fruit gum commercial. This episode was particularly fun to make and we had a great time talking about …

40: State of the Cinematic Union Part 2 (Universal VS AMC, Taika Waititi Gets a Star Wars Movie)

We are firmly into the Cinematic desert we never thought we’d find ourselves in and there have been some adjustments in the landscape we’d like to discuss as a living record of our takes on these strange days. First we have to cover the battle of the industries. With Universal Studios recent Video On Demand rental of Trolls World Tour apparently doing as well as it has, it’s opened up …

39: The Most “80’s” Moments in Movies of the 1980s.

Hello again movie watchers and welcome back to another thrilling installment of Cinemasters. We’ve got a Feature Presentation today for you that will amaze and enthrall. We’ve done scary scenes and we’ve done scenes enhanced by music. This time we are bringing you another selection of very special scenes and they are the most 80’s scenes we can find. These scenes from popular 80’s movies may have something to do …

37: Movie Mad Libs: (Vol. 2)

Hey there movie maniacs. We’re bringing back a treat we’ve previously featured for you in this special tasty bite. Its Movie Mad Libs! Our Cinemasters will work together to compile some of their favorite nouns, verbs and adjectives to bring you some quality entertainment of the silver screen sort. Take one part fill in the blank, one part english 101 and one part 12 year old humor and what do …

36: 99 Cent Comedy Rentals

Welcome back movie goers. This is a Feature Presentation we’ve had in the can for a while now. It’s a whole new segment we’ve been waiting to unveil. From the mind of Ron Avis comes the 99 Cent Rentals. Having both worked in video stores, corporate and mom & pop style, Ron and Adam both understand how to help the wayward customer looking for something a little different than the …

35: Trivia Junket: End of the World Edition

Hey there Cinemaster fans. We’ve got one of our favorite Coming Attraction features on the reel today. Before we jump into everything we’ll get a little update on the state of the world as it pertains to movies. Then our hosts Ron and Adam will go head to head in an End of the World battle of movie trivia wits! Each of our Cinemasters has prepared 10 mind bending questions …

34: Who Played it Better? (Three Amigos/Caddyshack)

Welcome back to our first audio only Coming Attractions segment. So glad we are back with regularity and you are all back to listen to our collective musings on the wonderful world of movies. This time around we are doing a long awaited return to one of growing favorites, Who Played it Better. This time around our Cinemasters have really thrown down the gauntlet with some heavy hitters in the …

33: Cinematic State of the Union

I’d like to formally welcome everyone back to the new and improved, COVID-19 approved Cinemasters of the Universe! We had to take a break and retool our configuration to bring you the same great quality podcasting with a twist of social distancing, because we’re that kind of responsible. But now that we’ve done all that, washed our hands down to the bones and watched the world melt into oblivion, we …