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A Fond Farewell to Max Von Sydow

Hearing the news today that Max Von Sydow had passed was admittedly not a shock as he’s seemed relatively “up there” for a while now, though there’s always some element of surprise when a celebrity passes. Even at age 90, Sydow was still churning out films with his last project listed in post production status according to IMDb. A quick review shows that he has 163 credits as an actor …

31: Adam and Ron Ask “WHAT??? You Haven’t Seen That?” for Heat and Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Hey there Cinemaster fans. We are back again with one of our signature Tasty Bites. In this Coming Attractions episode we are going to circle back to a couple of films that Ron and Adam missed seeing somewhere along the line. That’s why we call this segment “WHAAAT??? You haven’t seen that???” because typically that’s the response we get. Yes, we’ve seen a lot of movies but there are also …

DVD/Theatrical Releases 3/2-3/6 or “In Like a Lion or In Like a Lamb? More like In a Little Lame”

Hey kids. Welcome back to a pseudo-sophomore post. This is really just a follow up to the initial entry on this blog with a bit about what is coming out this week. Sure, this news is available online in a number of places. This just now happens to be one more with maybe just a touch of artistic flair that you happen to appreciate. I’m still going to try and …

First Impressions Are Very Important

I’d like to officially welcome you to the newest wing of the Cinemasters universe. Over the last several months we have been expanding our empire to include more and provide more to those who have invited us into their homes and hearths already and to entice even more people to become a part of our extended family. I guess that means I should do a little introduction to our family …

30: White Machete Returns to Talk About Erotic Thrillers (Remember Those?!)

Saxophones, sweaty bodies and Michael Douglas! Got your attention? There haven't been a lot of new genres in Hollywood over the last several decades, so it's really interesting to see one as prevalent in the 80's and 90's as the Erotic Thriller go away. But they kind of did didn't they? White Machete returns to discuss what makes a thriller so…well, erotic. Let's have some fun playing 'Real or Fake' (Erotic …

29: The Evolution of Kevin Smith

Ladies! Ladies! Ladies! (and Gentlement too) The Cinemasters are in the hizzzouse! That’s right movie fans, we are kicking off our dedication episode to Jay and his hetero life mate, Silent Bob, creator and legend amongst many, Kevin Smith! And in addition to an excess of the usual ear candy (I’ll refrain from comment on our video presence…) we provide we have gone longer and harder this time, fortunately not …

28: Gyparody: Kevin Smith Edition

Walt Flanagan’s Dog…come on down! Welcome back Cinemaster fans and first time callers. This tasty piece is far more satisfying than some Mall production of Truth or Date. This is a trivia contest devoted to the world of Kevin Smith aka Silent Bob. Ron Avis has lovingly crafted an amazing battle of the wits sure to challenge even the likes of Vincent Pereira, the official View Askew historían. However, this …

27: Adam and Ron’s Top 10 Movies of 2019

Welcome back to another Feature Presentation of the Cinemasters of the Universe, ya filthy animal. And Happy New Year, too! No we aren’t trying to debase our core followers. It’s simply a fun little homage to Home Alone 2 that works perfectly for our YEAR IN REVIEW episode. This is a most excellent episode to tune into if you’ve been watching/listening since day one or are a brand new ticketholder. …